Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn -
Oh God yes. This is genius.
Oh hai.
I had such a weird dream last night where I was watching AMC and they wanted to run ads for Prometheus, but for some reason there was a rule that the ad had to be incorporated into the show’s story somehow. So Mad Men was on and Don Draper stumbled upon some fucked up Xenomorph shit and I said “This is bullshit! Way to take me out of the show, assholes”, and then I went on Tumblr and posted something snarky about how AMC had lost all respectability (even though it would be kind of awesome if there was some Prometheus incorporated into everything).
It was so real, I had to check this morning to see if that had actually happened. I probably need to get a life if dreaming about watching TV and posting on Tumblr is the best my brain can come up with.
and act all charming and suave and shit. I need to do his whole thing where he seems like he’s secretly banging every female guest he has on. I feel like that would be beneficial.
I just found a picture of myself from last year when I was all haggard and looked like one of the creepy McPoyle brothers from It’s Always Sunny. Me at my best.
I know that feel bro. I know that feel.
Til death do us part
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Whether you like tattoos or not, you have to admire the detail and creativity of this piece. - Imgur帆足剛彦
Looks more like paint than a tattoo, but goddamn this changes everything.
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Sexy Saturday - JEEEEEEEEEESSSSUUUUUUUUSSSS I CAN’T EVEN TAKE IT!
Sexy Saturday - Janet Leigh
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